Beck has another bad, bad, bad kidney adventure(Pancho and Lefty are at war)

I need to have a word with those Meezers!

"Listen up, Guys!

"Out of all the jobs you SAY you do in this house, there is one function that is mandatory.

"You are to take care of our Bekkers. When she is sick, you STAY with her, and you provide nonstop purrs, kisses (if you are so inclined), headbutts, and general expressions of affection and love. If she hurts too much for you to sit or lie ON her, you snuggle up as close as you can get.

"THAT IS YOUR JOB! That is why you were 'dopted into this home!

"No fighting, no spitting, no hissing. NO BITING, either to Bekkers or each other.

"Violations of this duty will result in the immediate withdrawal of all fish and fish products! You won’t get so much as a single scale!

"This is a sacred duty you have. We can only entrust feline royalty such as yourselves.

“Good luck, and remember:the threats are very real!”

There! Keep us posted. I have a case of the cheapest, most disgusting generic cat food ready to ship overnight to your home. My threats are the stuff of legend.
~VOW

~VOW- the cats listened to your post, as I read
Bear clacked his jaw. Meeko was non-commital. They are laying onmb8m

I interpret this as “They are laying on the keyboard.” :smiley:

I’m sorry to hear about Pancho. Glad you are getting it taken care of, and that Lil’wrekker is doing such a good job as caretaker. Sometimes pissing off the patient is part of the job description. :wink:

Hang in there, and try to focus on something to make you laugh.

Here’s a suggestion: BBC Radio Drama of Good Omens

More like a dopey operator who fell asleep mid post.
I’m downstairs. I’ve eaten lunch. Think I’ll try to take the dogs out on the deck. The sun is shining.
I’m feeling better.

Glad you’re feeling better! Hope it keeps on keeping on!

dammit.

Carni*
Your Doper name is very hard to say while hepped up on Valium. ‘Car-neef-furr-ush-paint?’ Yep, they think I’m insane. (:))

*nickname

So, it’s like “covfefe”? :smiley:

Outstanding! Happy New Year’s Eve, Beck!

Feel better soonest, Beck! I’m sorry Pancho is a poopy-head, but it sounds like it’s time to give him the boot.

Gentle hugs from me, as well.

{{{everyone}}}
Y’all are sweet.

You DO know there are easier ways to loose weight?

I have an aversion to shedding organs. It seems so, so…counterproductive.

It can be counterproductive to keep the damned things, when they defect from your team!
~VOW

And now I’m remembering Bill Cosby’s skit on “Tonsils”

yesyesyesyes!!!
~vow

So, did they give you enough to share?

The lil’wrekker my default mother-hen told me to imagine Pancho is ugly, disgusting and pus-filled with bad hair. It’s helping. Kinda.

And, to quote Bill, “he’s gone as far as to join the other side…”

Sadly, no. They cut me off. I have some pain meds, though.