Beckdawrek and her bad, bad, bad beauty tips (or dang girl, you look good!)

That’s a very good idea.
I like how you think.

What a horrifying idea! :eek:

Gatopescado!
Not dirty pix! Mostly of his shoes and cats he sees. Weird guy.

I was up to my elbows in soot and ashes cleaning out my fireplace when Mr.Wrekker comes in. He’s talking to my back the whole time. He apologized for yelling at me in front of other people.
:slight_smile:

There’s s John Wayne/Maureen O’Hara movie reference in there somewhere, Beck, but damned if I got the energy to dig it out

Or maybe Jimmy Stewart and whoever was his usual leading lady

Wayne never apologized. Stewart, ehh? Not so much.
Fess Parker. He’s the one!

(Dan’l Boones wife was Becky)

Send 'em a selfie of you made up like Heath Ledger as The Joker. They’ll shut up about your glamor shots then, I reckon.

I’ve decided to send them pix of my morning face and bed head (it’s truly scary). Everyday. Forever. They’ll be begging me for more pleasant pic.

He yelled at you for outshooting him?

Oh, he’d be in the doghouse if I were you. The OUTDOORS doghouse. In the vegetable garden. That the pigs have been raiding.

He ought to be *proud *of your shooting ability! You’re Annie Oakley!

Well, he had a long diatribe as to why I shouldn’t have ran out there unannounced and started shooting. I ignored most of it.
I never wasted a bullet. I had good clean kills (no squealing). And I never shot at random. I aimed and shot.
I found out one thing during this, I can shoot properly and without error while my adrenaline was pumping. Good to know.:slight_smile:

and people sometimes say I scare them…I’m glad you’re my friend…

I would never shoot you, Dork. Unless you get under my electric fence and eat my garden.:smiley:

Back to my OP,
Tomorrow it’s Hallowe’en and I have an appointment at the clinic. Think I’ll doll up and shock them.
I generally leave the house in a frightful state. Drives my girls crazy.
It’s just too hard to find all matching stuff. I have recently acquired some really cute cat socks. I wear them with abandon.
My hair is always a hot mess. There is just so much of it. Sometimes I can’t think because of it.
And I like my crocs. Gonna wear them. Lil’wrekker just rolls her eyes when she sees me in them. :smiley:
The folks at the clinic are gonna get a treat, ‘cause Imma be lookin’ good!:wink:
Happy Hallowe’en y’all!!

I do not want to see a picture of your morning face and bed head.

I don’t know for sure, but based on what I’ve been told I’m pretty sure this is what Beck looks like in the morning :wink: (you might have to scroll down a little)

sorry Gato, I couldn’t not post that

Nice,** Dork**!

When she first started posting here, I imagined her as a beloved, charitable character from one of my favorite movies.

:smiley: I’ve been working on that look for many moons.
So, so glad y’all appreciate my hard works. Granted, I was blessed with good genes and high cheekbones. Mother nature can’t do it all though.
Thank you Maybeline. This girl lurves your product line;)

so your saying there’s no “maybe” about it then? It really and truly is known and documented as proven to actually BE Maybelline?

Ah man! how could I have forgotten about Granny Hawkins?!? One of The. Best. Movies. Ever!! Think I’m gonna drive the Vaderling nuts and watch it this weekend. Say Beck, you or Big Wreknor one of the Lil’Wrekkers got a copy of The Outlaw Josey Wales? we could have a long distance movie party this weekend

Hell, yeah. Got all them Clint movies. Tell me when to put it in, start a thread we’ll have a partay!!