And here I was thinking the gate alarm was from the UFO landing, because the aliens are looking for their experimental piglet you…neutralized. Do you remember where your son buried it?
Maybe all the feral/wild pig parasites are really aliens colonizing Earth?
~VOW
State and national!
I’m gonna claim the kill in big Hogzilla Momma. Coz, I got to see it. So there.
New score:
beck-7 feral pigs, 1 extra large hog momma.
Mr.Wrekker -2 feral hogs in Texas.
I still win!
Yay!
The guy with the busted up truck that does not belong to him is what, chopped liver?
AND, was this Saline county or not? :dubious:
^^^I ain’t studying the guy who hit the hog. It was my hog momma and I claim her. Plus it was close to my driveway.
No it is a good bit south of Saline county. Sorry.
New update:
Mr.Wrekker came in yesterday from his Mexican fishing trip. A large time was had. No Montezuma’s revenge.
This morning after breakfast he heads outdoors to check on his kingdom. I’m cleaning the kitchen and look out at my garden where my winter greens are up and flourishing. Dammit. There’s a pig in my greens. I run for my Winchester and a bullet. (Never need more than one:))
I sneak out on the deck. I sat on the top step, aimed and shot. Pig no more. I’m sitting there basking in my wonderfulness. Mr.Wrekker comes at a fast clip, hollering,“What the hell are you shooting at?”
I said one word, “Pig” and point to the garden. It was SO worth it to see his face.
I go put the gun up (jeez, I gotta clean this gun). I look out and he’s getting the pig outta my turnip greens, to take it to the pig grave yard. In a while he came in the house to eat something. He looked at me and said “Just how many pigs HAVE you shot?”
Hmmm? Let me count this up:
beck- 8 feral pigs, one hogzilla mama. Off my deck. No travelling necessary.
Mr.Wrekker- 2 feral hogs in Texas. Sleeping on the ground. Close to a bunch of stinky men.
Yep. I win!!
Amended to:
Eight feral pigs
One hogzilla mama
–all the while sleeping in your very own bed, with nearby running water, flush toilets, eeeeee-lectricity, and Internet!
Always make sure you get the details right!
~VOW
~VOW- didnt wanna seem over the top. But you’re so right.
You forget it didn’t take boat load of gas to get here. At. All
Why don’t you eat them?
Tell us about the Winchester, bolt or lever action? What caliber to shoot Piglet and Mama Hog?
Carni-DO NOT eat feral hog. It’s all kinda nasty. Bleeeck! Better pork at the local Kroger, I promise. And some kinda gov-mint group puts a pretty little purple stamp on it. Yum.
If you wanna know my gun watch the ‘Rifleman’ I can twirl it, cock it and shoot from the hip*. I’m that good:D
(*Not really, that’s very dangerous)
Oh,
An old Winchester model 73, lever
.44 cal.
You can’t claim the Mama hog. The damn power company (or whoever) hit it with their truck.
Don’t try to pad your stats, lady.
Remind me never, ever to get on your bad side.
I expect Mr. Wrekker sleeps with one eye open.
If you want some if my greens I’ll give you some. Stay outta my kitchen garden and you’ll be fine:)
I knew a guy who bred wild pigs for AR Game & Fish. I ate some with deer at a cook out. Both were cooked to hell and gone. I couldn’t tell them apart.
I’ve cooked tons of wild game meat. I have to watch or I will over cook it. Venison doesn’t have alot of fat. It’s get dry if it’s cooked too long. But eating it rare is not a good idea. YMMV.
I ain’t eatin’ it anyway. Yuk!
Feral hog is not edible. At. All.
Captive and bred wild hog is a different thing, altogether. Presumably they’ve been wormed and vaccinated.
And since its Saturday and the Razorbacks have a game today: Whoo Pig!! Sooie!!
You ain’t the boss of me.
If you two won’t play nicely, I’ll turn this thread around and we’ll go home!
You promised corndogs {{{{trantrum sounds}}}.
I thought you said it was a.22. A .44 vs a piglet is cheating and compromises the quality of your shooting.
