Beck's in the Pit. Oh, my! (Virtual bad, bad, bad protest!)

My, so defensive. The hallmark of a troll.

Here, have some of these to go with your Carnation Instant Bitch. And have a Bag of Dicks to go along with them.

Where’s the rest of the gang? Normally you insidious folks gang up on someone relentlessly. Must be exciting having some new snark.

I’ll take him!
I add one cork or two to the pot…err, aquarium to keep him from getting rubbery?

CMC fnord!

Feeling left out, 'putzy?

YOU get a Bag of Dicks!

Some more bath toys for poorcockring, did some meanie take your ding a ling?

Oh, cry me a fucking river, putz.

Here are some of the opinions posted in this thread. These are not from the birds of a feather who tower together.

sausagewrench has the second-highest number of posts in this thread. That should tell you who the real attention whore is.

The one with the highest number of posts?..

C’mon now. Everybody gets irrationally irritated by something, or someone.

Yeah, check out this thread.

You know better than that. The REAL attention whore isn’t determined by the (second?) number of posts in one thread. I’d say it’s better determined by the number of posts one has in a few years time, claims that she’s “kinda afraid” to start a thread here, which is total bullshit- she loves both the negative and positive attention, and makes it all about her from the beginning with a thread title announcing her arrival here so her cheerleaders can fawn over her. There’s more, but you already know it. The “I’m a sickly, bored lady just trying to post here” schtick worked on a lot of people.

That would make Beckdaweck the biggest attention whore in the thread, and you the third biggest.

At least Beck backed down and apologized for making this thread. Should she buy sw a lunchbox, too?

Nah, man. Fuck you. I’m not getting KarsForKids rolled by clicking on your fucking links.

I think she’s mostly sorry it didn’t go the cute way she hoped it would. That’s okay. Some of the best lessons we learn are the hardest. And still she managed to go out under protest!

From the cheer squad:

Pan-Pan

Saucy to tower
This is The Pit, remember? This is not The All-Things Beck appreciation thread. Take your love fest somewhere else. This forum has rules, just like the rest of them.

One of them is…
The Pit is not someone’s personal diary.

This is a HUGE load of BS. Not only do you have cohorts, but you encourage them and suck up to them to get them to defend you even more.

The sad thing is that I really like game threads, light-hearted threads and encourage everyone to post as much as they like.

But when you don’t get your way in a thread, you go running off to cry to your posse who jump in to defend you. You give rise to a lot of malignant forces on this board.

I rarely read or post in MPSIMS because it’s not worth running into you and ultimately them.

I wasn’t going to post in this thread, but watching you pretend all of this nonsense is annoying.

This is another load of BS. I haven’t done a search, but I’m fairly certain you’ve posted multiple times in ATMB complaining about some poster or another that you obviously couldn’t just stop reading.

I don’t see why you think this. If you do a quick search on the threads you’ve started. [I just did]. Go to advanced search, put in your username and use the drop down menu to threads user started. You’ll see that your bad bad bad threads get an average amount of view count. It’s the same amount of views that anyone else would get for starting any other thread, roughly between 1,500-2,000. The only threads that got much more than that is this one and the ones where you talk about your illness.

People read threads. As you say, that’s the function of message boards. Your bad bad bad threads aren’t different than any other thread in terms of view count or people participating.

I hope you’re telling the truth here. I came to the Pit to read about the riots because I was so angry about them, then I read this thread and your trivializing of the issue and was disgusted. But worse, you stunk up the Pit with the same thing you’re doing in MPSIMS.

Yeah, this is sound logic. Your evidence she is an attention whore is you claiming she’s an attention whore. You’re actually affirming the consequent, aka “begging the question.” Dopers should be smarter than those logical fallacies.

It’s interesting how, because you can’t get others to hate her, you’ve escalated from her being someone who is posts a bit too much and annoys you to someone who is faking her entire persona for attention. You actually think it’s more likely that someone would have the time to post like she does if they were faking than if she was actually a retired sick woman stuck in her house. You see her talking like a normal person not as evidence that she’s lonely and is getting her socialization on here, but as evidence of some dastardly plot for attention.

You’re reaching. You’re acting like a conspiracy theorist–taking the less likely scenario and treating it like it’s more likely. Anything she does that contradicts your theory is just proof she’s lying and bamboozling people.

Your ire is very, very much out of proportion to her actual “offense.” All she does is act like a nice person and make threads talking her life that some people find uninteresting or slightly too frequent. And, yes, slightly, she gets two or three threads at most on MPSIMS–she’s easily avoidable. She has not made 50 threads active at once, so she’s not ever taken up half the page.

The appropriate level of response is “Hey, could you please reduce the number of threads you make?” And, even then, that’s kinda overkill when you can so easily avoid them. I do it all the time. I’m not always in the mood to read it, either. But you don’t see me trying to turn her into an awful person.

People mock me for being a shut-in, but I have to wonder how people who get this angry at such utterly minor annoyances that are part of everyday conversations can function in the real world. Half the population is extroverted. How the fuck do you deal with them if you think they’re all attention whores?

You call her an attention whore, but you and those who get this angry are just fucking drama queens. You need someone to hate. You pick someone nice to get people upset at you, and so that she will be less likely to defend herself.

That makes more sense than any normal human being being this angry about some old lady who likes to chat about her life. Who, and I repeat, you could easily choose to ignore.

You still don’t get it, do you.

No one said for Beck not to make threads. It’s just that this type of thread does not belong in The Pit. Let me dumb it down for you.

Cue Sesame music…

One of these threads is not like other
One of these threads just doesn’t belong
Can you tell which thread is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

I apologized too early on, but I’m over it now.

Yeah, she can buy me a lunchbox. And, you can take that lunchbox, your cacti, your bag o’ dicks and shove them up your ass with a red hot pepper, you stupid twit.

Oh…you’ll probably need to pull your head out of there first.:wink: