Bee-keep-tress Beck wants to know

Ok. I’m not a beekeeper.
I thought about it a few years ago. Being the lazy ass I am, I decided too much work for something I could barely have a taste of. I am not the salesperson type enough to go into a little side hustle honey business.

Tossed it outta my head.

Now, tho’ I was thinking. :scream: I had heard thru the grapevine a neighbor-ish guy was planting big acreage of marijuana. He’s got all his permits and legal stuff handled. It’s becoming big business around here.
If I had been industrious enough to do “Beck’s Best Bee Boops” (cute, right?) how would marijuana on an industrial level have affected my bees?

Would they be high all the time? Lazy on the couch watching Dog TV and happy.

Would the honey suffer or sell really well at the Farmers market?

Would honey production change?

If any one knows or cares to guess? I need answers. :grinning_face:

Cannabis plants are wind pollinated, not bee pollinated. Bees do visit male plants in late summer/early fall when other nectar/pollen-rich plants are no longer blooming. But cannabis flowers don’t have nectar, so honey is not produced from cannabis plants. Bees also don’t have cannabinoid receptors, so they don’t catch a “buzz”.

Turkish and Himalayan rhododendrons, OTOH…

Health scare as ‘mad honey’ overdose lands man in ICU

Wow.

So interesting.

Side note - my wife wanted to keep bees on our property many years ago. But after checking our current Homeowner’s carrier wouldn’t cover any associated risk (may or may not have dropped the policy, but would have excluded bee-based injuries) and one of the other carriers we checked were the same.

Back to MJ bees though - many honey varietals pick up distinct hints from the flowers they visit, which often (not always) reflect the taste/odor of the plant in question. Considering the odor I associate with MJ… that might be some skunky smelling honey. But as @dorjan correctly points out: no nectar, no MJ honey fundamentally.

Now that is a damned shame.

My dad kept bees on our property before I was born. According to family lore, the few hives he had were destroyed after a nearby neighbor, who was a cop, got tired of being stung so often.

We don’t really have close neighbors. So wouldn’t be an issue out here.

We’ve all been stung with every kinda stinging bug there is out there’s, in the 1000s.

I have one grandkid who seems to attract bees and wasps. She gets stung way too often. I told her “you hear buzzin’, run!”

In the boonies there are stingers around.

“Ever been bit by a dead bee…”

Well, if Melania Trump is doing it I see no reason you can’t do it (I am willing to bet she never gets close to the thing though).

Seems like a joke but this is not a joke…but should be a joke (just happened yesterday):

A Møøse once bit my sister … (that’s a joke)

Does that count? (if you know, you know) :wink:

Møøse bites kan be pretty nasti.

Sure, it’s a joke. I don’t get it. I bet it’s funny, tho’
And probably naughty​:grin:

(I don’t mind anyone posting anything in my threads. Funny is one thing I come here for…carry on)

It’s a from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Kinda famous but only among Monty Python fans.

I hope we stop because it’s a hijack that could go on for a looong time. It just popped into my mind when you said “bit.”

The Melania Trump bee-hive thing though seems legit.

Oh yes. I realize the Python love.

I am shocked to know Melania has a hive. Well, not shocked…more like “wtf?”

Will those bees pollinate the cherry trees?

I mean, there are a ton of places that sell CBD infused honey here in Colorado, or, of course, you can make your own. So if that’s what you’re searching for and you live in / visit a permissive state you can find it.