So, have there been any amusing trolls? explosive pit threads? clever thread games? board maintenance updates? anything?
I’m back from a wedding (not mine, my step-sister’s) and I’ve done the ol vanity search (no fun since it stopped finding my name in quote tags) and been disappointed.
I know, isn’t that a bummer? I wonder why I bother anymore.
As far as gossip, nothing new except for the Chicago Reader and this board being purchased by the Unification Church. You know, same old same old.
And I won the state lottery, but I’m not telling anyone until I see a financial planner next week.
When the next comet passes by it is the signal for the Revolution to begin.
You might want to stock up on duct tape.
Gee, Lobbertang, you missed my naming you in my last will and testament.
The only recent revelation is that Lobsang is a poopy-head (but don’t tell, OK?).
Unclviny
Well there’s this rumor circulating that Lobsang’s back from his step-sister’s wedding… but I suppose you knew that one already…
Oh, and Julie’s having Brad’s baby, but Tad doesn’t know it’s not his…
Okay… then when we go to lunch, you’re paying 
Well, Cecil did welcome each and every one of us with personalized greetings and then gave us each a lollypop in our favorite flavors, but I doubt that counts…
And the Mods have secretly replaced “Great Debates” with new Folgers crystals. Let’s watch what happens.
The argument between Creation and Evolution was settled once and for all last Tuesday when God showed up at one of Stephen Hawking’s lectures and said He didn’t do anything, it just showed up one day while He out having beers with all the other omnipotents.
He also said Pro Wrestling is real but Survivor is fixed. Go figure.
You got a lolly?! No fair…all I got was a damp sticker of suspicious origin…
Well, you ARE from Pennsylvania. That should explain everything. 
Innanna
(Ohioian)
What a mean thing to say to someone! 
…although, that would explain the damp…
Should we tell him about the wildebeast that got loose in Cafe Society over the weekend?
No?
Well, I suppose you all know best. Was a funny story though…
I guess they closed the “Top Ten Reasons You Hate Lobsang” thread.
And should we mention the dancing girls? Nah…
I calls 'em like I sees 'em.
Besides you might have to pay one of your freaky PA taxes on a lolly. It might count as food.
No no no, there ain’t no tax on food in PA… you’ve got us confused with Maryland, I think.
Prepared food, yes, but I don’t think a lolly counts as prepared food…althought that too would explain the damp…
I choose gold flavour.
Dude–maybe you just need a dehumidifier or something
And I could have sworn that there was traffic across the “border” because we didn’t tax food (and you did) and you didn’t tax clothes (but we did), but, hey, I could be wrong.