I attribute most of my weird dreams to unresolved personal issues or current stressors. Seems reasonable.
BUT
Last night I was dreaming about BEER COMMERCIALS. I don’t even watch TV fer crissakes!!! I rarely drink beer, but when I do, it is usually a premium of some sort. So there I was dreaming about commercials for obscure, cheap disgusting beers. Old Style! Old Milwaukee!
Anybody care to interpret this for me?
No help here, but I think its really funny. Maybe we need to go out drinking some time ;).
As luck would have it, dream interpretation is a specialty of mine. It’s one of the few instances where unmitigated gall and heaps of steaming BS pass for insight and deep wisdom.
Poor OldBroad, things have not been going well for you lately, have they? All the people you care about (and you thought cared about you!) have been taking you for granted, haven’t they? Especially the male of the species. He hardly notices anymore, even though you try.
The dream itself is quite self explanatory. In the liquor store of life, you have begun to see yourself as the cheap drunk. No matter how much you “advertise” your virtues, no one seems to care. Interesting indeed are your own words - “obscure, cheap, disgusting”. The subconcious is a mirror to your soul, and yours needs Windex.
Even more interesting are the brand names you mentioned. There are manny, manny cheap beers in this world, but you specifically mention two. Old Style, Old Milwaukee, OldBroad - see a pattern? You see yourself as an “old school student” in a “cyber class” world. You wonder if that old donkey you’re sitting on can compete with the sleek, sexy lines of those titillating little sportsters that catch everyone’s eye.
You want to throw off that “cheap beer” image and be recognized as a quality brand! You want the man (men) in your life to recognize you as the high class Hienie that you are! I say “Go, girl”! Show everyone that you’re no easy off screw top, but a vintage elixer which demands to be properly corked!
Either that, or you need to lay off the anchovies at bedtime…
On the contrary, I think she wants to embrace that cheap beer image! OldBroad, you need to go to the bar tonight, drink some Miller or Bud and party it up!
In other news, I dreamt about rollerblading last night. I think my body’s trying to tell me something. 
Well that seems to sum up your post very well.
“Manny, manny.” ?
Demo - If I spent the evening on Miller & Bud I’d be throwing it up, not partying it up. Perhaps you don’t understand that I like beer. That most definitely leaves out Miller & Bud!
Dr. J. - You’re obviously a man of amazing talent. Too bad its not in dream interpretation. (Or doth I protest too much?)
Old, inside joke on SDMB. Go to Opal’s Teeming Millions site for an expanation of this and other inside jokes.
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/
::sigh:: I don’t suppose you have any chicken entrails for me to read. I’m sure I’d do better with entrails.
No chickens, but there was a semi-flat raccoon on the road on my way to work. You could divine the meaning of my life and get a nifty 'coon skin cap in the bargain! Where shall I send it?
BTW, I still have the “music” from the last dream commercial in my head. I could use a little voodoo exorcism.
OldBroad,
Are you by some chance into country music? Do you remember the country classic “tight fittin’ jeans”?
Perhaps your dreaming of Old Milwaukee beer :: note that I didn’t call it that, I’m just reiterating :: just might be your subconscious trying to to take you into your fantasy world where some good looking cowboy fulfills your dreams.
Then again, I don’t know anybody, particularly cowboys, that actually drink Old Milweewee.
Well at least it’s better than being called, “cheap and disgusting”. 