Beeruser is the man!

Umm, I’m the man!

There’s always another beer.

Who’s your daddy?

For whom? :wink:

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

So was Renee’ Richards, till after the operation.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

Or Wendy Carlos, Ayesha! S/he can still synthesize music out his/her ### though!

I’ve always felt that Beeruser, in view of his forays into philosophic realms in Great Debates, ought to have the sig line that follows, from A.E. Housman:

“And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God’s ways to man.”

I love that poem.

“…Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world’s not.
And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past:
The mischief is that 'twill not last.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I’ve lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Then I saw the morning sky:
Heigho, the tale was all a lie;
The world, it was the old world yet,
I was I, my things were wet,
And nothing now remained to do
But begin the game anew.”

“Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting.”

  • Bertrand Russell

Ah…poetry nite at Masterpiece Theater!

It was early last December, as near as I remember
I was walking down the street in tipsy pride
No one was I disturbing, as I lay down by the curbing
And a pig came up and lay down by my side

As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I cannot utter
A lady passing by was heard to say
“You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away

Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

Here’s a little song by Tom T. Hall. . .

I like beer.
– Sylence

I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

Hey JBENZ, that’s a good one :D.

It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.

Whiskey’s too rough
Champagne costs too much
And vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain
Should help me explain
As a matter of fact, I like beer.

I think I suggested that one for either him or Unclebeer once, Sylence.

Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.

“People must think it must be fun to be a super genius,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

Thanks for the input guys. I deeply appreciate it.

Now let’s sink this thread to oblivion.

There’s always another beer.