Before I close down tonight , this is for Kambucta :-

What started off with such great promise (well, it was the very first pit thread directed at me and I felt priviliged ya know) has turned into the most boring waste of bandwidth I’ve seen in a long time.

Deeward, I felt chastened when I thought I had really upset you…it’s not something I enjoy doing (especially when I don’t even KNOW what I’ve done) but your subsequent writings have allayed my guilt. It’s not nice to play manipulative little mind games with people. Not good karma at all.

So, I’m with the others here,

PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

On second thoughts, don’t bother with the first one.

Eheheh…ehehehe…“hump” ehehehe…hehehe…he said “hump”…

Mighty Sword of Flesh? Bwwwaaahaaaaaa!

OK…so we see the sexy hunk EH as a 25 year old man. Built like a brick shithouse, shirtless, his muscles rippling and dripping sweat as he slowly…

(you can post the rest of the story here…hint, hint)

Hey,…to all, I am very sorry, but I haven’t been willing to go on with all the bits and peices for 2 reasons. First I’ve been afraid it’s nothing but an insignificant and incomprehensible nonsense to you, and next I’m afraid you will want to wring my neck.
It does mean something to me, however, and what I say is just the way it was. That is, it I DO give my association with the club and with him credit for alieviating a lot of depression and wretched circumstances in my life.

Even the therapeutic dose of medicine I was forced to take to stay on my feet was replaced by a new medicine that helped so much more and didn’t cause a weird dementia to grab me like a demon in the night. The only reason I didn’t die is because the handful of pills I took caused me to vomit before it put my lights out for good.

Call it all symbolic to me or call it a ship of destiny steared by God.

Kambuckta, you seemed to belittle the notion that wretched life conditions could be alieviated by seemingly irrelevant circumstances. I’m scared of you, when you don’t even give that idea the benifit of the doubt. You seem to be a very practical and no-nonsense type of person, and probably think you can always discern between nonsense and regular sense.

There is really nothing more to my “story” than I have already told you, EXCEPT for the personal contact with “him” part.

I must say, that the group of women who invited me into their club were such blessings because not only were they positive and understanding friends , but allowed me to experiance some luxurys now. They sure had more money than me and some held a certain prestige in their community.

One gal was very aggressive and charming and she invited E.H. to the Seattle yacht club. (One that my future husband was to be a part of b.t.w.) It was shameful almost the way our fan club hounded the guy.
Anyhow, it was the greatest day in the lives of about 9 women.

I was fascinated, and very nervous by unwilling to defer to him even so.

The one thing that was so wonderful about him was the way he values and is willing to spend time and attention on his fans. I hear he is still that way and that is sure beleiveable to me.

He didn’t have to take an interest in a large bruise on one side of my face, that I’d gotten by a fall onto a coffee table…, but he did.

I was a very pretty girl. I am half Spainish ( not Mexican) and have a pale olive complexion and blue eyes. I’ve been told I have a touch of the exotic in my looks (or DID have) and they are probably right. I had the kind of looks that didn’t need Maybelline. When I woke up in the morning I still had my brows and lashes.
I knew he liked me.

Somebody said in a post here a short while ago "don’t tell me you put out for him etc. " Well, honey, I can’t think of any reason why I should not.

I can see his face now; God, was he good looking! Handsome is too meger a word for his kind of devastating appearance . I am and always have been a pretty impervious woman , if I may use that word, and he’s the only man I ever met that could set my insides rocking like a motor boat.

There’s the fun side to every story. Any ???s

What body parts did you not have when you woke up in the morning???

dee, I don’t understand why your story isn’t simply, “Hey, I met Engelbert once and he was a pretty nice guy. I don’t feel it’s right to mock him without knowing him.”

sigh I think the story you offer is intentionally shrouded in confusing terms so that we can fill in the blanks with details more exciting than the reality. Not that it is any of our damn business, but you did choose to share it.

Hopefully you can take the mocking (which you brought on yourself) in stride.

Guin, I’m not too sure I have room for that in my SDMB sig. Besides that, I can’t even remember who called me that in the first place, so it’s not that important. Sometimes I take things way too seriously, but I almost always realize when I’ve taken things too far.

deeward, thanks for finally telling us your story! I’ve been checking vack every day, but so far no story. But I’m afraid I don’t get the significance of still having your brows and lashes when you woke up in the morning, and from that, knowing he liked you. :confused:

As for his getting your insides to rock like a motor boat, I won’t go there, but that metaphor sounds a bit off. Maybe setting your insides to churn like the rough sea or something. (not that mine is any better, but just saying)

Christ, dee’s threads and posts give a whole new meaning to the term TMI.

[sub]and I wanna be an “impervious woman” too[/sub]

deeward, I don’t think you can use the word “impervious” to describe yourself. My dictionary says you can only use that word to mean “impervious” to something: so maybe you were impervious to the physical attractions of men until you met E.H.? That’s the only thing I can think of right now…

I can understand being nervous, but being unwilling to defer to him?

deeward, I don’t think you can use the word “impervious” to describe yourself. My dictionary says you can only use that word to mean “impervious” to something: so maybe you were impervious to the physical attractions of men until you met E.H.? That’s the only thing I can think of right now…

I can understand being nervous, but being unwilling to defer to him? So if you met the Queen or some august personage, you’d be unwilling to defer to her? That would get you kicked out of Buckingham Palace (or wherever you were) in a hurry and no mistake! :eek:

Of course, meeting E.H. is perhaps on a par with meeting the Queen for you; just be glad that there wasn’t any “royal protocol” to follow when you met E.H.

Let me get this straight: E.H. was like a new medicine for you, and meeting him was some sort of God-given destiny? My goodness! :eek:

Whoops, I pressed “submit” too soon on that last post… sorry!

It’s fascinating, but in a “watching ‘The Osbornes’ with a slack-jawed expression” kind of way.

what I meant where I said I "still had my brows and lashes "etc. was that they were still their natural dark color. When I mentioned the name “Maybeline” I figured you could grasp the significance right away.

I’m saying my brows and lashes were naturally dark . Many women have to use pencils and/or mascara , but I was lucky enough to not need that kind of thing.

There’s such nit-picking here about being “proper” in choice of words etc. Okay, okay; impervious TO the advances of the male of the species.

God, but I am so haunted by the past; his voice and everything…

At this point I MUST stuff a sock in it…as everyone may advise me to do.

Damn, and here I thought you were Engelbert.

[sup]BTW, thanks for the compliment earlier. I didn’t see it until just now. [/sup]

Yes Dee, further to your comment about my ‘approach’ to life…I can smell bullshit at vast distances. Unfortunately, I just came a bit too close to yours.
And I have no argument whatsoever with seemingly trivial events being able to change one’s life. It has happened (and continues to happen) to me, and I am sure to many folk out there. However, I’m not quite so long-winded about describing them, and ONLY to people who really want to know.
It’s just that if you reckon you’re sane NOW, I’m really glad that I didn’t have the pleasure of your aquaintance BEFORE your ‘mind-altering’ meeting with the Great One. I still think you need to do some work on yer’self Dee!

Aaaaaand another fucking thing Deeward…
Stop fucking assuming that we can pick up on the ‘significance’ of your fucking enigmatic little meanderings. I mean, Maybelline?? Your reality may understand where you are coming from, but for those of us in the other universe (the REAL one BTW), it sounds like complete and utter fucking crap. WE don’t have the privilege of being in your head (and thank fucking christ for THAT ) so pay us the courtesy of plain, decent communication.

(It’s Friday night, and I’ll swear if I want to. However, I do apologize to readers for the lack of creativity expressed. ‘Fuck’ just seems an awfully appropriate word under the circumstances).

Oh, Deeward? Before I close down tonight…
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Get lost! Please!

So, how big is Engelbert’s Humper Thing?

It’s safe to tell now. You’re among friends.

So the whole entire point of this is that she belonged to the EH fan club, he showed up once at the Yacht club and they had sex? Wow. Talk about “much ado about nothing”. I’m sure it was the highlight of your days and nights for a long time after, but this has a very weird tone to it and my FF meter is going off like crazy. I hope EH doesn’t read this and decide to pop in and refute it.

The whole thread could have been called “I was an EH groupie” and left at that.

Zette

Y’know, I’ve always thought that stars and entertainers and such who use their fame to get laid were kinda scuzzy. But that’s just me.

Mention of JDT made me recall the correct method of circumcising a whale.

To begin with you need four skindivers…