“It’s a nostalgic sobbing deep within the heart of me.”
This is obviously a subtle Cole Porter reference.
Either that, or her pacemaker flamed out again.
Before I close down tonight, I just wanted to say how grateful I am that, to the best of my knowledge, no one in this thread has expressed a forbidden passion for Wayne Newton.
Deeward…I too share your Engleberty feelings, for I too once made sex with him and known of him carnally!
I have posted my true account of this shocking and tawdry story here so as not to undermine your well deserved flame of Kambucta which you are doing so well!
Fenris
Did Englebert astrally project himself to you a few days ago in his younger form and make mad passionate love to you Deeward?
Because if he did, please tell him to stop calling on me. I mean, with all the celebrity shagging I do, the last thing I need is Englebert Humperdink tapping at my window late at night when I’m trying to get down and dirty with Alyson Hannigan’s spirit body. Its a little off-putting, to say the least.
I think I’ll have to stop putting that Lamp in the window.
Fenris! You slut!
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Now that you mention it…
Zette
How about Barry Manilow? 
:eek:
Just kidding, as I would never inflict THAT on myself or all of you!
I did Bob Goulet.
His breath smells like cat food.
… or was that a dream?
Heeere, kitty, kitty, kitty…
<shyly raises hand> I had a threesome with Steve Lawrence & Edie Gourmet.
Tim Conway watched.