Inspired by the public farting thread and name your secret talent, I have noticed that I can at around 90% accuracy ascertain a priori to emission whether or not my farts will stink. I was wondering if anyone else has this ability, and at what degree of accuracy.
Conditions I use to determine smell:
-temperature
-Presence or lack of burn
-consistency (near-sharts are usually atriociously noxious)
-foods previously ingested
So, how about it?
I am often surprised. Never happily.
I am sometimes disappointed. Never happily.
I can usually tell.
However the surprises are NOT pleasant. I’ll be sure to ingest plenty of Burger King onion rings prior to the next San Diego DopeFest so I can demonstrate…
I’ll be out of town that day…
(the first two responses are cracking me up, by the way)
I laughed so hard i nearly sharted! :eek:
And to answer: yeah, i can also tell. You summed it up pretty much 