"Beginning" to hand over power in Iraq on June 30

In My Humble Opinion
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According to Dick Cheney,

What symbols of authority will be handed over in the early days?

Some of my guesses are here. I’d like to see yours.

  1. Ruling Council members get American military Px privileges.
  2. Keys to the former American Only bathrooms.
  3. An “America’s Enemies” list they must put all their national resources into finding on pain of being Tomahawked
  4. All the rakes in Iraq, for sifting through the rubble of their industry for salvageable equipment
  5. Their own governmental rubber stamp design.
  6. Tens of thousands of unsold Oldsmobiles, as a nice going out of business present to GM, and a tip to the shipping industry
  7. Control of the “Government of Iraq” website.
    8, All the royalties to the sales of a new “King James” version of the Koran edited by Bill O’Reilly.
  8. The opportunity to pledge troops to the upcoming emancipation of North Korea
  9. The right of local villages to stone their own to death.