Behold, my triumphant return!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t know why it took me so long, but I’m back, this time older and wiser but still young at heart!

Let’s see, the last time I posted here was sometime in 2004 if I remember right, before the subscription service was implemented. I was the ripe age of 20, when I couldn’t even legally buy booze!

The last 3 years have been pretty good to me in most regards. Last semester I transferred to University of Utah to get away from SoCal for a while and learn how to snowboard better (and to avoid going to UC Riverside!). Despite school, for the most part I’ve been able to do what I do best: laziness! :smiley:

Anyways, to people who have joined up since I disappeared, greetings! And to all the familiar old Dopers who are still around, RWAR MONSTER HAS RETURNED! :cool:

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Screw that. Where’s the pie?

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Sorry, that’s reserved for members of The Clique. Afterall, I need a way to bribe my way back in!

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Hi, welcome back. I am one of those newer posters. So Hail and Well Met Monster104.

Jim

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And why the dissing of UCR? That’s my alma mater, dammit! :smiley:

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Nice clique ya got there.

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Heh heh, let’s just say it has something to do with not wanting to go to school in the ‘Armpit’ of SoCal (the campus is nice, but Riverside sucks). :stuck_out_tongue:

Sadly enough it was the only UC I got accepted to, when I just wanted to go to Santa Cruz or Irvine. :frowning:

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Welcome back!

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Waves

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Hello boy monster.

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Welcome back, Monster104!

There have been a few… changes… but things will start in Room 3 as usual.

Watch out for the stobor.

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You took my line!

Welcome back, kiddo! I married the old fart and we reproduced.

Say hi to the underpants gnome for us all.

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Welcome back, Monster of the 104th division.

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Awww yeah, everyone wants to go to Santa Cruz. Cause who doesn’t want to be a Slug?

Of course, then you have to live in Santa Cruz…

Welcome back, dude.

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Heya mnemo!! Long time no see.

I’m a man now, baby! :smiley:

Hmm, sounds scary!

Congrats! How many so far, boy/girl, details!! :cool:

Woot, another doper I’ve met! Good to see you’re still around Kyla. :slight_smile:

Is there still a Straightdope IRC channel? Man that was some good drunk fun back in the day.

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We had a boy in November 2004. His name is James, and he’ll be the last one.

I haven’t been in to chat in a couple of years. I don’t know if it’s still there or not.

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Welcome back!

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Welcome back, Monster.