Und zumtimes a cigar ist only a cigar.
To be repossessed it means that someone wants you (back). 
Is that a clever way of asking top or bottom? 
(Quick - someone save the MMP before we degenerate it any further.)
Up and caffeinated. I’m working a weirdly short shift this afternoon.
Bloody peasant!
Ruble, we passed that point when someone let Flytrap in.
Save the MMP? OK, I’ll give it a shot.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm…
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
How’s that?
Why me, Lord? I’ve been good.
:dubious:
I am full of blurf this morning 
Rosie, me too. Blurf city over here.
DH was diagnosed with the Diabeetus on Tuesday (or as my great-grands used to call it, “the sugar disease.”) Poor man. He’s mournful and scared all at once.
{{{BooFae}}} Sorry to hear about the rib and coughing. Where’s a good laudanum-laced cough syrup when a girl needs one!!!
Attention Rosie: Cat link.
{{ZombieDH}}
{{Everyone else who needs one}}
Seems the MMP is 50% blurf, 50% terrible jokes at the moment…
Went round the garden centres hunting compost and a replacement hand fork. Thrilling day.
I’m considering going to see the Hobbit film later. I don’t expect to enjoy it much, but I saw the other two, and I think it’ll bug me if I don’t.
A typical MMP!
Spidey, actually, somebody does want me back. At least that’s the word I get. A former SO who left for what he thought were greener pastures and soon found out other wise. Well, BOO and HOO is all I got to say about that.
In other news, I do believe I have uncovered a participant who has been scammin’. Looks like he’s been irkin’ on the side whilst in trainin’ which is the biggest of all no-nos. If I get confirmation of this, which I shall, I shall sic the DUN!DUN!DUN! FRAUD DIVISION DUN!DUN!DUN! upon him.
Other than that, paperirk hell as usual at the orifice.
And 1% people who spell funny!
I’ve been dealing with it going on 25 years, and it’s not so bad. I’m available off-line for advice.
Quincy is the new Columbo
Fell back asleep for a bit this am, irked my am shift, watching Quincy and then I can start laundry.
I need some lunch, even though I haven’t had breakfast yet.
and y’all think you have such exciting lives
And to be repressed just means that your pants have double creases.
zombie, I’ve been dealing with diabetes for the last 12 years too. Like bobbio, I’m available for messaging.
Good call, swampy. I think you’re better off with OYKW; he feeds you well.
I have a reall puzzler on my desk today that is keeping me pretty busy. This evening is dinner with my bestie.
…& terrible jokes have just taken the lead. :rolleyes:
There was a table setup at the train station this morning; there were two adult wimen & a dolt male selling Girl Sprout cookies (first sighting of the year); well the dolt male was sitting in a chair…sleeping! There were also two cops hanging out nearby; didn’t realize they needed not one, but two armed guards. I guess the prices have gone up again? :dubious:
You left out the important part: thin mints or Tagalongs?
Brunch has been ingested(pan seared pork chops with a cheddar omelet with cumin and smoked paprika). Almost time for work.
red, Thin Mints, of course.
Horrible Scout joke:You have been warned.How does a Boy Scout become a man? Not too late to turn back!He has to eat a Brownie. You were warned.
swampy, it wasn’t the Drama Queen ,was it?
Back from erranding. I figgered while I was at WalMart, I’d check their meat offerings. Even their used meat was more than I pay at Food Lion. So was their provolone - packaged 7oz instead of the expected 8oz. Screw 'em - I stopped at FL on the way home and got what I needed at reasonable prices. Plus I drove thru Arby’s and got a fish sammich, or perhaps I should say a tartar sauce sammich with some fish. Messy, messy!
I made the right choice regarding laundry - it’s after 1 and the sun still hasn’t appeared. Much as I hate using the dryer, it was the correct choice today.
Nuts, thanks for the hug for DH. I will pass it along!
Bobbio, missred, appreciate the offers of advice. I will PM you shortly.
Did y’all hear that if you order Girl Scout cookies online (even if you pick up from a local Girl Scout) you’ll be charged an extra $1.25 per box handling? On top of $4 / box already? Dang, son. :eek: