Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Considering how many other threads I have killed I wonder why this one is so resilient.

He says he’s not dead!

Melvin!

I’d like to thank you all for coming. After much delay, I can finally reveal the true purpose of this thread.

(Clears throat.)

Sorry. The system has identified a serial bus data checksum error. You are requested to restart your device.

Hang on don’t press that button

Is that Brain Guy from MST3K?

No, it is the reaper or death from Bill and Ted’s bogus journey.

How can you tell the difference?

I’m going for brain death, at this point.

JFC Just like the caption says it’s Melvin!

“Melvin” was the term Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan used for a wedgie, which I believe they performed upon the quasi-physical manifestation of death at least once.

Never saw the movie. But “Melvin” juxtaposed with “death” makes me think of this.

name this movie

That’s strange. You’re not on my list.

I’ll be here till the end.

stop hogging the popcorn

That’s how you know it’s a villain.

Popcorn hoggers in a social situation are a classic sign of a villainous mentality.

I should know, I am one who shares the good stuff only with greatest ethical wrangling! Cheap stuff though, well, only a moment’s angst.

Popcorn.

I am not sharing either.

you are dredging up nightmares out of my dark past, knock it off

You don’t say!