If you don’t stop, I’m going to tell you what is really in the “golden topping”.
Gold?
It needs the extra weight to keep the popcorn from floating away.
I thought it was the continental version.
I almost forgot about this thread. I’m happy to report that it’s finally dead.
Today in History!
I wonder the longest this thread has gone before revival.
Not really.
I’m here. So it’ll go comotose, at least.
I know I’m in a vegetative state.
Perry-like?
Have we started again?
No, we have not. Most definitely not. What would be the point?
Death becomes it.
Our two weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless devoti– three, our three weapons … ok, I’ll start again.
Sorry, the Monthy Python non sequitur thread is just next door, after abuse and discussion.
Stupid git! he mumbled under his breath
Yes, but that is for non sequiturs. That right up there is a sequitur.
I seem to be the Last Word in a lot of threads, not intentionally. These are sometimes ones with roiling discussions going on; I show up and WHAM! Is it my breath?
I prefer to think my comments are just so concise and unassailable there’s nothing more to be said.
It is certain
That’s sad.
Thread is like my dog. He don’t care if my breath is bad.
Not that it ever is 
I was just diagnosed with the stupidest malady I’ve ever heard of: Floppy Eyelid Syndrome.