Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Rule 14c: Posters in the “Being the last poster of a thread then it dies” thread who wish to enter a protest, must lodge a formal protest with the rules committee, who meet semi-regularly in the place and time of their choosing. The time and place of the meeting may be found in the complaints department, on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Book of Rules for Thread Games, Volume 12, p 347

I’ll need a copy of the thread games rule book.

Sorry, it may take me weeks to read.

I won’t comply!!!

I hereby formally apply to be part of the committee

Ok, now you are just working stuff up. @Pardel-Lux has 28 posts: we can tell just by clicking his avatar icon.

Hey, I want a golden thingy.

I just came in to say that I was going to weed my garden today but now it’s raining so I can’t. Carry on, everyone.

Membership is governed by the Rules Membership Sub-committee (RMSC). The RMSC is currently in abeyance, as it does not have the necessary quorum to function. Unfortunately, no new members may be admitted to the RMSC, as they are the ones to qualify new members.

This was superseded by the addendum, part 12, which was agreed to by the Annual General Meeting Of The Whole, just a few months ago. You probably did not get the mailout.

I’m posting.

Is there a fine or something for posting beyond the allotted amount.

Bill me.

Fuck You!

Whom?

Anyone not too lazy to get it up, that’s whom.

That makes sense. Serves them right.

Query to the rules committee-

If someone manages to get a get a non-human to post, and then it (the non-human poster), dies, does it fulfill the conditions of the title?

Because I’ve seen some roaches big enough to type, and considering how competitive some of the posters are getting, I could see them convincing bugs to type a post to win on the technicality!

ETA - and @Beckdawrek has access to ghosts, which are pre-deceased!

Hey, @discobot

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Ah ha!

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