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Discobot tries… but he’s rather… special. Reminds me of this, from LEXX
How would we know that Discobot has died? How can it die anyway? It is not even alive!
Is there a prize for ending a thread you started yourself?
3 years, 58 posts.
I was unreasonably proud of my last post. But I suppose somebody could now revive it…
Anybody got an extra roll of toilet paper? If so, please scoot it under the stall with your foot.
Don’t tell me it is pandemic time again!
No, it’s Howdy Doody time.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
Yeah, right. 
Eww, have you even looked at the floor? I will just be tossing it over the wall, so get ready to catch.
Ok, but just to be clear, I’m requesting unused toilet paper.
This may very well end this thread.
I can offer TP that has only been used on one side.
Good enough.
But was the free end toward you or against the wall? I’m fussy!
So this is over now. Will be much missed.
We can still take out its stiff corpse on special occasions and have a shot and a smoke with it can’t we?
Thought I wasn’t coming back, didn’t ya?
Hah!!