Perhaps discobot wants to have the last word?
@discobot ?
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
Help!!
I need somebody …
Not just anybody
… and Toto too?
Aww. My little pretty…
Chicken soup too,
I’m not.
Not just anybody.
thread locked.
This is under review.
Nice try, but FAIL!
Your posting privileges are under review 
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE REVIEW!
complete sentence
10-20. No chance of parole?
No parole possible for a dead thread. A decent burial will have to do.
< / life >
Maybe this will help.