The problem are the ones that do not realize that this thread has simply been solved and therefore there is no need to add anything to it. It has run its c[o]urse. Glad to have cleared that up for you, now you can relax. And this thread can rest in peace. It has more than deserved it, poor thing. Why did it take so long? Spoiler: Because you’re not paying attention to what I say.
I’m last.
The End.
Carry on with your lives.
Congradulations!

Call the doctor!
Don’t worry, he is just faking it for attention. Best thing to do is to ignore him.
You mean like the way he ignored Elizabeth?
What is dead may never die.
Like this thread.
Edit: Even for a religious credo I thought that was stupid.
Glad to know you’re not a Cthulhu cultist.
No not cultish at all but our marketing team is persistent

It’s been a week and the thread is still in the land of the living.
It’ll be stone dead in a moment.
It is disappointing that this thread is not on anyone’s Celebrity Death Pool list.
It is not 18 years old yet, it would violate the rules.
[wanders in]
Is it dead yet?
Oh.
[wanders out]
Do not awaken the Pythons.
(It’s just resting.)
Pining for the fords?
ETA: You knew that was coming, didn’t you?
Took me by surprise!
NOBODY expects the trite obvious Monty Python quote!
Right, fight, stop it. This thread’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about dying after the last poster posts, but now it’s got silly.