But it’s my only line!
Having suffered through both, I can say the lateral palate shot is just as excruciating but lasts longer than the below-nose shot. Even worse than those, though, is in mid-root canal having the dentist drill past the Novocain into live nerve, then insist on putting another Novocain shot directly in there.
Being knocked down by your horse and having a hoof come smacking down on the inside of my ankle ranks right up there, too.
You know what really hurts? Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies.
Thankfully this is not happening here any time soon.
You can tell it’s going to hurt like hell when the doctor says “you might feel a little pinch”.
Okay
Just a little pinprick
There’ll be no more Aaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying.
you better run
I ran. I came back. Did not get the point of running.
Gets you in shape for the zombie apocalypse.
Knowing me I’ll participate as a zombie. And it won’t be an apocalypse but an apex.
Dude, I’m already apexing as much as I can apex, I can’t apex anymore!
Do you have a problem with simians overrunning your house? Making a mess of your car? Tired of cleaning poo off the walls? Of not being able to walk anywhere without watching for slippery banana peels underfoot?
We have the answer: Apex!
Safely gets rid of unwanted tail-less monkeys fast. Returns peace and comfort to your home. Never be pestered again by those pesky hairy homonids.
Does it work on message boards?
Hey let’s keep the gay slurs out of this thread.
You need Botex for that.
Apex. Believe me.
I’d prefer apotheosis.
I’ll take two potheosises.
Three potheodes it shall be, then.