You know, whoever does get the last post in this thread will have a pretty hollow victory - they won’t be able to come back here to brag for fear of opening it up to more responses. Kind of like the priest who skipped mass one Sunday to play golf, got his first ever hole in one and couldn’t tell anyone.
The worst day golfing is still better than the best day of church.
Shh.
Not only that, he got struck by lightning and Bill Murray just left him out there on the green, in the rain.
Uh, I mean, So long, suckers! Kiss my curvy butt goodbye! Auf Wiedersehen! Splitsville!
Not that I’ve done much, rather, any, research, but aren’t mutt butts more angular than curvy?
-G0sp3l, noted curvy butt lover.
Mutt-butts have tails.
The End.
Your location is So. Ark. and you haven’t seen mutt-butts sans tails? That So. must not stand for South!
They still have a stump. My Yorkies tail is very short, so she wags her whole back half when she does the happy dog dance. I am in Southernest most Arkansas that you can get before you get to Louisiana.
What else can So. Stand for?
Significant other
Stupid old ( might work)
Stinky oaf
Sweet oil
Standard oil
Sickly one
Slithering Owl
Slumming oldster
You tell me.
Spontaneous Onanism.
There’s a SOARK sportswear joint in Kansas, somewhere.
In this case, Stereotypes Only, cuz ain’t it a suthern thang ta crop dawgs tayuls?
sticky organism
I have never docked a dogs tail on purpose, there was that one weird door incident, nm.
No. I don’t think tail docking is a ‘suthern’ thang, at all.
Bless your little heart, you’re mistaken.
Is that similar to Screeching Ono-ism?
ETA I googled, ewwww.
There are some things you were just not meant to see.
And you can see them all on the Internet.
there are even whole sites devoted to brain bleach
and I’m not visiting any of them. I googled the Indonesian tree man a few years ago and I still get the willies every time I think about it. :shudder:
This thread is still going on? I thought for sure it would have died days ago.
Here, let ME finish it off! 
That’s what SHE said!