I know. OMG, the tree man. Creeped me right out the back door.
Huh, my tree man ain’t gorgeous but he ain’t hideous either. He did a good job on that 100’ tall 100’ pine - nothing left now but a pile of chips. Speaking of which, when are we going to Vegas?
It has caretakers.
I’m back to say I’m leaving this thread!
well, get on with it
I was leaving, but thought I better stay. Y’all can’t be trusted.
Trust no one.
and be suspicious of nines.
Well, someone could write book in the vein of ‘James and the Giant Peach’.
Have I left, yet?
No, no you’re still here. Pinch yourself and see if that helps.
Just tickled a little. That’s all.
Too many hours without a post
makes me be a grumpy host :mad:
Maybe you’d like a nice big (although not as large as the Earth) bowl of blueberries?
I won’t win the honor for this one, but I have three threads within the last two weeks where I am the last poster. I killed them!
Listen!
Can you hear that?
(I’m not dead, yet.)
Could I get a second opinion?
Which three?
… Hey guys, when you’re done will someone let me know that it’s time for me to make the last, post? Kthanx.
No. Must be prescient to win. Or is it prosciutto? I forget. Either way, no.