How does a tree stump bee?
I’m stumped.
It cuts the bee’s knees off.
“You don’t have a leg to stand on,” his lawyer told him.
“This stump has some sort of sap all over it,” Tom ejaculated.
Oh, honey…
a land flowing with milk and honey
It could have bees, it could bee, it could bee left, it could have used to bee. I feel iike I’m missing something…, or maybe adding it idk…
Eta: mmmmmm honey!
What is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Is it a freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half-a-bee.
He got better.
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.
and the flowers and the trees.
I’m waiting…
Hey, why does the site look all wonky this morning? It seems like the fonts are Kooky or something.
Jeez, I hate change.
I think your eyes are kooky. What did you do last night? Of course, you are not obligated to tell me. Just asking.
Birds do it, bees do it, even edumacated fleas do it, what more do you need to know?
How does it look today?
^ By the time he gets around to telling you about today, it’ll be tomorrow and today will be yesterday and all our troubles will seem so far away.
Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomarrow.
You’re only a day away…
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace to the last syllable of this thread
And all our previous posts have
Driven readers the batshit way to nuts
Out, out, brief chatter
You’re but a poor player that rants and frets its hour upon the SDMB
‘‘Tis a ramble, fueled by idiocy, full of words and non sequiturs
That just will not end
Shakespeare would be tickled by that, I think.
Oh please, little thread! Please don’t die!
Pleeeeze!