Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

They say the heart of this thread is still beatin’
and from what I’ve seen, I believe ‘em.
The old boy may be barely breathin’,
but the heart of his thread, the heart of this thread is still beatin’.

[sub]Apologies to Huey. News at 10.[/sub]

The thread shall rise again.

…and I shall rise against it.

I will raise a stink if you do.

Promises, promises…

Tomatoes, tomahtoes

Potato, liverwurst.

Mahi Mahi.

Couscous

Mahna Mahna

This thread is on Viagra.

If it last for 4 more hours, shall we call a doctor?

Just don’t call them by their name.

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, reaching for more
Running to the shelter of our thread’s little helper

You rang?

Doctor J, it hurts when I do this.

Well, don’t do that!

Somebody told me that Doctor Jackson’s in-thread medical advice is worth just what you pay for it.

Wrong guy. Doctor J played small-forward with the Squires, Nets and 76ers in the '70s and '80s.

What team(s) did Lucas J play for?