the “Keep the Thread Alive” team
Just an apple a day is all it takes.
I like bananas a bunch.
Oops wrong thread.
Oh well.
Nobody loves me… 
Doctor, doctor, give me the news …
Robert Palmer sucks, and Addicted to Love is overrated crap! In other news…
Doctor, my eyes have seen…
He even ripped off one of his biggest hits:
(lack of)Looooove, reign o’er me!!!
Hey, I do not disagree. I have been exposed to much worse, in large quantities. What sucks is when people with the worst taste are in control of the evening soundtrack, for which Lennon’s 2 Minutes of Silence played several hundred times back to back is not an option, because that nasty pop shit sticks. Try getting Wham out of your head when it wants to hang out in there, threatening with “at least this isn’t Billy Don’t be a Hero”.
CLEAR!!!
whump!
I think we have a pulse. Shocking!
Those defibrillators are supposed to be, y’know.
Oh yeah, and they’re fun! The best part of being a fake doctor is using the fake defibrillator. Why, just the other day I used it on a fake newsperson!
Don’t defib me, bro!
I don’t like de-fib you told on me!
If you have to shock someone twice, is the 2nd a “refib”?
If you used one on a ship off Cuba while munching on fake chocolate, would be a Carib carob defib?
Still kickin’
takes a lickin’, keeps on kickin’
Do we have to pay Timex for that reference?