Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Does Timex even exist to speak of anymore? Everyone has a phone, why would they bother with a tin watch?

I think there’s another current thread dealing with that topic.

But is there a currant thread? I want a thread on currants. Somebody should start one.

Raisin Cain, are you?

How can one raise Cain? He was the victor, Abel was the one that got rocked and zombie-ized.

I like pomegranates myself.

HERETIC!!! Someone fetch me some stones!!!
ETA: that sounded better in my head!!!

Funny, you know me so well.

Do you pull the pin before you eat the pomegranate?

Funny, you don’t know me at all. If I pulled the pin I would chunk it.

Go fig, or go home.

I can’t beet that.

Lettuce know if you figure it out.

I can beer that.

Arugula.
Excuse me. So sorry.

wondering who will turnip next

Melon + Broccoli = Melancholy :mad:

No, that’s Mel-B.

no, Mel-B is a kind of toast

Is that a he, a she, trans or something else?