Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Good, that’s it then.

/thread

Finally!! It’s about time this thread ends.

Fine by me.

Righto!

So happy that we are all on the same page!

I am still loitering.

Are we? Are you on Page 6?

I’m going to bed. Nighty-night!

I am not on Page 6, but a little bird told me that the always nude Kim Kardashian is uncomfortable talking about sex.

A little to the left please!

Last post…or is it?

Y’all do know we have a “don’t bump this thread” in Thread Games, right?

Just stopped by to see if this thread ended yet.

No.

It has been begging us to let it go, but some of us seem to love it too much.

Anyone who posts after this is a doo-doo head!

I called it on page 1: https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21080414&postcount=26

Doo-doo head.

Ok, that’s enough of that.

Doo doo doo doo doo Heartbreaker,
With your forty-four,
I wanna tear your world apart

I just want you all to know that, notwithstanding markn+'s declaration, I am not, in fact, a doo-doo head.