But what if we all band together? For a singular purpose, to shed anti-ignorance upon the masses! To be the beacon of light!!
REPORTED!
[sup][sup]ha ha, not really![/sup][/sup]
I’m a Doo-doo head. 
No, I’m Doo Doo Head!
Hey, nice 'do!
Garry Moore: Will the REAL Doo-doo Head please stand up!
I AM standing.
Stupid short jokes…
better than stupid long jokes.
And that’s the GOsp3l truth.
I’m not a doo-doo head, and neither is my wife.
I thought the doo-doo was extinct, is this one of those Jurassic Park scenario threads?
Da doo doo doo da da da da
Strangers in the night,
exchanging glances,
wondering in the night,
what were the chances
^ “To be is to do - Socrates.
To do is to be - Jean-Paul Sartre.
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Deadeye Dick
To be or not to be, that’s is the question that I ask of thee.
Gilligan.
(Not Will)
Oftwhile billious, mithre ahead, with goodly coconut in grasp and ivoroiled overcap which he habitacularly upwore, with howls of Thurston would he caligulate by multiplicables the alltitude and malltitude until he seesaw by neatlight of other days to rise (joygrantit!), a waalworth of a lagoonscape of moist eyeful untowerly, erigenating from next to nothing
Gilligan’s Wake
“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction.” - Clarence Darrow (attrib.)
The report of my death has been greatly exaggerated. (Or something close to it)
Twain.
“On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”
W.C. Fields’s tombstone (not really)
On the whole,
alive.
In the hole,
dead.
Life is full,
live.
Or go nap,
instead.
- Doctor Jackson