Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

[Enola_Gay]

I’ll kiss it.

[Beckdawrek]

I won’t.
I don’t know where that thing has been.

[K2500]

It’s offensive to ask where it’s been.

[Lumpy]

This thread will never die.

[Beckdawrek]

Not if we don’t stop posting.

[Enola_Gay]

Even if we stop posting, the thread will live on

[Gatopescado]

@Enola_Gay

I’ll kiss it.

You know what else hurts?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

K2500’s feelings?

[Enola_Gay]

@Gatopescado

You know what else hurts?

Your hand? I’ll kiss that too.

[Beckdawrek]

Kiss where he can’t.

[K2500]

@Elendil_s_Heir

K2500’s feelings?

I may need a tissue ::sniff::sniff:::

[Doctor_Jackson]

Tissue? Gesundheit! Need a Kleenex?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

*Tissue? * I barely know you!

[Sicks_Ate]

Anyone else watching “Castlevania” on Netflix?

[Gatopescado]

Nope.

[K2500]

I’ll just use the couch instead.

[Beckdawrek]

Sofa, so good.

[Doctor_Jackson]

Man, I oughta ottoman.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

^ I ain’t afraid o’ no caduceus.

Who you gonna call?

[K2500]

The waaaambulance?