Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

The waaambulance driver needs a shave – he is just too hearse-suit.

What a stiff.

For a thread about killing threads, this thread is holding up remarkably well.

Last throes of life wait upon me to make the last post.

Hold up?!?! Here, take anything Beck owns - just don’t hurt me!

^ You can trust him, he’s a doctor.

You guys are STILL contributing to the thread?

The next person who posts to this thread owes me $50.

(Posting acknowledges and agrees to the contract whereby you must give me $50)

Ok where do I send the money?

Whew, at least I can keep my money!

You can fax it to me.

Nothing beats cold hard fax, Jack.

Sorry I had the $50 ready but I don’t have a fax machine. Does anybody really use fax machines anymore?

I was taking a walk a couple days ago and a scruffy looking guy asked me where he could find a pay phone. Pay phone? Did he just arrive here in a time machine?

I will get the $50 to you straight away. I hope you are ok with fifty Guyanese dollars.

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a dead thread today…

Trick or treat! Like my costume?

Acckk. Burpo you stole my line. I haven’t seen a mutt costume in years. Make it yourself? I am a wreck.

Maybe you’d like some M&Ms…?

Only 4 Trick-or-Treaters. But one of them was pretty awesome.

Next year, I think I will decorate the house with things that look like giant broken eggs.