Ah… you got the “trick” end of the stick.
that sounds like something to do with a “professional woman”
If you got broken eggs, go make an omelet.
Ok, but if there is a small, sharp, shard of egg shell in there that cuts and infects my gums, I’m blaming you. 
Hmmm, The Flaming Gums would make a great band name.
No, it would have to be the Bleeding Gums. A goth punk band. Their signature look would be a bloody mouth.
^ With lead singer Ginger Vitis.
Bleeding Gums is their hit single, you know:
My gums are a bleedin’
my teeths fallin’ out,
I’m sad that I killed you
but it hurts when I pout.
Flossy on guitar, the bassist is Pockets and drumwork by Carrie S.
The stage lights dim and the music stops as diabolical laughter echos throughout the halls. A crash! Then, out of the darkness appears…!?
Carrot Top!! :eek:
Muffin Top!
Targa Top!
Hard Top!
Rag Top!
Don’t forget tube top!
And a tube of lube!
Inner tube?
Just not a hanky!
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864579
Brilliant.
Next verse:
I never used a toothbrush,
Fur is on my tongue,
The smell is so horrendous,
It could collapse a lung…
Second verse, same as the first:
I am ‘en-er-y the Eight’, I am…
I’m pretty sure that’s a cover, originally done by Bleeding Gums Murphy.