Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

That’s for later.

hanky = bodily fluids kept to oneself
hanky panky = bodily fluids shared with others

Sharing is caring!

Murphy? What a hack!

So, is hanko panko some kind of perversion involving crumbs?

The thread is dead, muttonhead.

I disagree. In the immortal words of Dr. Frankenstein, “IT’S ALIIIIIVE!”.

You know that’s fiction, right?

Perhaps, but “fiction” is only one letter from “friction” and, as we all know, friction causes fire. We also know that fire causes pain. Life is pain, highness. Ipso ergo datum factum, the thread lives. Feel the burn!

Dracarys

Nothing a little Ice-iv won’t sooth.

I think someone on “Columbo” was murdered via ice IV.

As a former Marine I prefer Ice-9, no more slogging through the mud. Just keep it out of the oceans.

Former Marine? What is that?

C’mon, that’s OK. At least he didn’t say ex-Marine. That’s right out.

A Marine no longer on active duty takes too long to type!

Okay, okay!!! I’ll drop down and give you 50, just know, it’s gonna take 50 days.

Semper fi. Happy veterans day.

Huzzah!

You misunderstood. I did not ask you to drop and give me 50. I said “a fifty”.

Asking for money is a good way to kill a thread, oh…wait. NM.

You think that’s bad? Try being the last post in a forum, then it dies.

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum…

If you are the last poster on a thread when it dies, all the other posters have to be your slaves in the afterlife. Little known fact.