Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Are you sure is was not some sort of cat-fish, flopping across your keyboard, that you noodled?

Noodling catfish is frowned upon in this establishment. Well, hopefully, every establishment.

Canoodling catfish is taboo.

Kathleen Madigan weighs in:

For those keeping score: https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=858527

Jeez
I do win. Yay, me!

Did you know that “Canoodling catfish is taboo” is an anagram for “Oh, a cannibalistic dog’s foot”?

Did you know that “did you know that” is an anagram for “A Kiddo How Nutty”?

I’m giving thanks tonight for not having to figure out overly-strained anagrams.

A church sign I saw from the highway:

“Don’t be just full, be thankful.”

If my car had been five years older, I’d’ve taken it out.

I killed another one.

But this one lives on.

no it doesn’t

If you butt-cheeks don’t stop arguing, I’m going to separate you.

This could get messy.

Yes, but that’s not just saying, “No, it isn’t!”

Can be.

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

No it isn’t.

I knew it.

See, I told you.