can’t, priapism
Or bagism. Sez, Yoko.
Seems we’ve got a bit of schism in the hizism.
Ism, ism ism.
Call me ism-male
Call me what you want, just don’t call me late for dinner.
You really think being called What You Want is better than Late For Dinner?
Yes.
At least somebody wants you.
He’s wanted? I am shocked, I tell you, shocked!!
This is actually hilarious, seeing that I had just gotten in from my annual physical - where I heard those very words! - when I read it. Let me know when to cough…
I made a note in my calendar for March 6th.
Barbarians. With your leeches and butcher’s knives and “digital” probes. There are blood tests available. Philistines.
*I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV. In the privacy of my own home, on the other hand…
Maybe that means I can get off these anti depressants now.
I wouldn’t mess around with cordrazine, either.
or cordite
or vegemite
Wait, wait, wait… hold the phone, Chuck. Are you telling me you went in for a prostate check and your doctor was quoting Deliverance!? Run. Run fast, run hard, run like water through a first time Mexican tourist, but run!
Or at the very least try to get a discount.
Sneeze instead of cough. Breaks up their day.