Or remark casually “say Doc, I have some bratwurst if you have a moment?”
The doctor does not ask you to cough during a prostate check. He just sticks that thing in there and pokes around. The cough thing is when he presses on your lateral pubis to check for an inguinal hernia.
Unless things have changed in the decade since I last had a physical.
TMI, man.
sorry, man, I will try to get to the doctor more often
I said nothing about coughing.
Crap, I get blamed for everything around here.
Two things I look for in a (real) doctor:
- a sense of humor
- thin fingers
Wait…do I hear banjo music? 
“Jeez, you could at least treat me to dinner and a movie first, couldn’t you, Doc?”
Taco bell and “The Notebook”? Things could get messy.
Any objections?
I object to the lack of whipped cream.
I neglect black whispering clams.
Yes, but you quoted Doctor J’s post, in which he said “Let me know when to cough…”.
I said no such thing, ever. FAKE PIXELS!
Two more down, and I’m back for this one.
I’m not.
yes you are
Whispering clams? Really?
^ Oh, yeah! Whispering Clams used to tour New England doing sea shanties for old-sailors’ homes.
Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain…
(That oughta kill this thread.)
Probably. But for the record, I am neither Spanish nor a lady.