Reminds me of the classic cartoon of the guy huddled in the mountain snow, confronting an enthusiastic Saint Bernard, “Death seemed preferable to drinking from a barrel covered with frozen dog slobber.”
^ THIS is more like it!
O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?
Death: “Dammit, I had them just a minute ago…”
O, death
O, death
Won’t you spare me
Over till another year?
What is this that can’t be said?
Icy cold hands takin’ hold of this thread
You cannot kill what isn’t alive. Unless you’re, Me.
This thread gives the Grim Reaper nightmares.
And you call yourself a doctor?
The truly amazing thing is that for this to succeed, all we have to do is… nothing.
And we can’t even do that!
I’ll try.
You’re not trying hard enough to do nothing.
Nothing is greater than God. I believe in nothing.
Dolce far niente.
I’ve been doing nothing for a few years. I’m just now getting good at it. This is not fair. I may be the best do-nothing ever.
Prove it!
Nothing is better than eternal happiness.
A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
QED.
They’re nihilists, Donny. There’s nothing to worry about.
Pastrami is better than ham. Where are we now?
Slaw?
I got yer slaw!
Saw a guy run over a cabbage with his little Slovenian car. Made Yugoslaw out of it.