A tiny bug flew into my cabbage salad the other day. Upon closer inspection I noticed that he was wearing a very tiny, very ornate crown. That’s right, I had Gnat King Coleslaw.
Your Majesty!
POW “Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!”
She turned me into a gnat!
at least you are choosing better attire now
Thatsa because the cheaper attires go all-a flat.
Are you by any chance a graduate of Wossamotta U.?
Not a graduate, more of a gradual. I’ll get there eventually.
Wossamotta, Wossamotta, Wossamotta U.,
Squirrel and Moose and Boris, too!
Wonder why he left his dacha -
Look out, all, here comes Natasha!
“Our praise for you will never cease / All hail magenta and cerise.”
Watch me end this thread now.
“That trick never works.”
And whaddya know? It didn’t that time, either.
Why does no one ever pull a hat out of a rabbit? That I would pay to see.
Nuttin’ up m’sleeve; PRESTO!
How many rabbits could be induced to swallow a hat, I wonder?
If you make the hat out of berry flavored yogurt drops, it’ll vanish lickety-split.
*TRUE FACT: NEVER pick up a rabbit by the ears; damage will surely result.
I never thought about an actual edible hat. I suppose that could work.
There are, oddly enough, rabbit poop hats for sale.
God bless America!
Lord Frith bless America!
FTFY
Well, I should think Elendil’s Heir would say “Eru bless Gondor”.