Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

A tiny bug flew into my cabbage salad the other day. Upon closer inspection I noticed that he was wearing a very tiny, very ornate crown. That’s right, I had Gnat King Coleslaw.

Your Majesty!

POW “Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!”

She turned me into a gnat!

at least you are choosing better attire now

Thatsa because the cheaper attires go all-a flat.

Are you by any chance a graduate of Wossamotta U.?

Not a graduate, more of a gradual. I’ll get there eventually.

Wossamotta, Wossamotta, Wossamotta U.,
Squirrel and Moose and Boris, too!
Wonder why he left his dacha -
Look out, all, here comes Natasha!

“Our praise for you will never cease / All hail magenta and cerise.”

Watch me end this thread now.

“That trick never works.”

And whaddya know? It didn’t that time, either.

Why does no one ever pull a hat out of a rabbit? That I would pay to see.

Nuttin’ up m’sleeve; PRESTO!

How many rabbits could be induced to swallow a hat, I wonder?

If you make the hat out of berry flavored yogurt drops, it’ll vanish lickety-split.

*TRUE FACT: NEVER pick up a rabbit by the ears; damage will surely result.

I never thought about an actual edible hat. I suppose that could work.

There are, oddly enough, rabbit poop hats for sale.

God bless America!

Lord Frith bless America!

FTFY

Well, I should think Elendil’s Heir would say “Eru bless Gondor”.