Ben Carson for President thread

Well he’s got a point. Albinos are allowed to do and hang out with whoever they want but we don’t let them marry each other. Where would that lead?

Albinos getting married. The very idea is beyond the pale.

And once again, everything damn thing he says is contradictory, at the very least.
As I’ve said before, the man must have given himself a lobotomy years ago and simply isn’t capable of remembering it.

Which is a testament to his skill as a brain surgeon, of course.

No, a really good brain surgeon would have left the memory intact. But the “calming him down” part of the operation was a complete success.

Nyquil? Me Boyo, dude has a prescription pad and doesn’t seem afraid to use it.

Carson leaves the campaign trail so that he can go home and get some fresh clothes.

He should get some PJs. He’d be more comfortable on stage.

Carson says that “Putin is a one-horse country,” among other nonsensical statements:

I stand by my lobotomy theory.

Sounds like one of your “assessment essay gems.” :wink:

I guess that makes Carson a one-trick giraffe. Or something like that. I think … :smiley:

Reality dawns on Ben Carson:

Ben Carson isn’t ruling out being Donald Trump’s running mate.

Oops. Too late Ben.

Muslims Only Embrace American Democracy 'If They’re Schizophrenic

Aw, man, I saw this thread pop up, and I thought he was dropping out. :frowning:

OK, OK, I understand that he’s completely ignorant on matters outside of his specialty. But really, a neurosurgeon not knowing the difference between schizophrenia and MPD? Really?

MPD? Muslim Personality Disorder?

More Presidential Doofusness?

Ben Carson says, if he were President, Apple wouldn’t have any problem with giving him the information from the San Bernardino shooters’s phones, they just won’t give it to Obama because Obama isn’t trustworthy.

But he can predict the election real good.

Ben Carson Tells Supporters: ‘I’m Not Going Anywhere’
No kidding. :smiley: