Ben Carson for President thread

[Ben Carson starts throwing shit, hoping something sticks.

](http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d026fbfa19b64ee4a5dde4cd05906cb4/carson-questions-obama-blackness-fading-campaign)Apparently he thinks that Obama is running for president again, I guess.

Also, he’s trying to have it both ways: he’s blacker than Obama because of his experiences, but he’s mad that people don’t acknowledge his blackness because he’s a Republican.

The really crappy thing is, I’m pretty sure that even after his campaign folds we’re still gonna hear this idiot on Fox News quite a bit for the next 4 years, especially if [del]Obama[/del]Clinton wins.

I just found [this Vice article: Inside the Surreal, Sleepy World of a Ben Carson Rally as His Campaign Falls Apart

](http://www.vice.com/read/inside-the-surreal-sleepy-world-of-a-ben-carson-rally)

Merciful Og, Ben, kill your campaign already. Put yourself out of our misery. It’s not even sick-funny any more, it’s like watching a Dunning-Krugered no-talent in a talent contest, it’s like watching a piece of roadkill that moans and wheezes and still won’t die.

God wanted him to run. This can’t be just one of God’s sick jokes; he must have a *plan *for Ben.

Those two things were never mutually exclusive in all of human history before, why now?

In what world does he think being blacker than anybody else will help him win the Republican nomination?

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors
but I think God’s got a sick sense of humor
and when Ben dies
I expect to find
him laughing

I’m in El Dorado County California and I saw my first Ben Carson for President signs yesterday.

I wouldn’t have picked RunBenRun as my slogan, but what do I know?

♪ Ben, you’re always running here and there,
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere… ♫

-Ben, from Michael Jackson.

Phew! Every time this thread gets bumped I’m scared he dropped out. Keep it up Ben! Don’t listen to the haters!

Yes, “brain surgeon” is still one of those fields in the West that we associate with high intelligence, but in fact you don’t want surgeons thinking outside the box and theorizing all the time. Mostly it’s just about studying the material out there and then following a set process reliably. You don’t need especially high intelligence for this, though you do need focus to get through all the studying.
(IANA neurosurgeon but I have a postgrad neuroscience degree and have collaborated with neurosurgeons).

That said, I’m not saying that Carson’s ignorance / fallacious thinking on certain issues is proof of not having a high IQ. Very bright people can come to very dumb conclusions when they choose not to apply rigor / logic to particular areas of their life (e.g. religion, social issues), and we’re all ignorant of many things.

That’s the most persuasive campaign sound bite he’s given yet!

Carson won’t attend the debate tomorrow but isn’t officially suspending his campaign.

Ben Carson doesn’t see ‘a political path forward,’ won’t go to debate

So he’ll deliver a speech on Friday with more details, probably to make it official.

Nooo! Keep fighting Carson! The U.S. needs it’s first narcoleptic President!

Also he steals useful percentage points from Cruz.

Ben Carson, Seeing No ‘Path Forward,’ Signals End to Bid

Is he going to endorse Trump tonight?

Scott Walker.

The dodo is going the way of his namesake. Well, he got what he was after: notoriety and attention for his book sales. Hopefully, he’ll never gain traction again after this dismal showing.

Armstrong Williams says that Carson will not endorse any candidate until after the nomination and will probably never run for another public office ever again.

Probably hard to see much of anything when you never open your eyes all the way.