Ben Carson for President thread

There are some trial balloons about him running for Rubio’s Senate seat in Florida (Carson lives in Palm Beach, near Trump). The same things that killed his Presidential campaign would kill that one, too, though.

How are we going to get a “Being There” thing going if he quits politics now?

FML.

Those things, plus, perhaps, the fact that Florida has never elected a black U.S. Senator, not even during Reconstruction.

Well, very few states ever have, even once.

FML?

I guess it means F*** My Life, as the poster is from Florida. No wonder Fark has a “FLORIDA” logo to brand threads that deal with the usual weird Florida news.

The Economist have already written up Carson’s exit, anticipating the inevitable (here).

They put it down to a degree of arrogance and ignorance of geopolitics. IMO both those things are true but they’re true of the other main candidates too.
I think he wasn’t crazy enough and certainly not angry enough to to the hardcore (and get enough quotes on the news), but too inexperienced for the establishment. So he fell through the middle.

This. I don’t want Sleepy as our senator (though to be fair I didn’t want Rubio either).

But he had the “We’re mad as heck and not going to take it for much longer” crowd all sewn up!

According to his handler, Armstrong Williams, you need not worry.

This piece of garbage can’t even properly drop out!! He should suspend and stop letting it hang.

He’ll probably do things up right as soon as he changes into some fresh clothes…

Carson has a new job. He’s national chairman of My Faith Votes, a “nonpartisan” organization focused on getting Christian Americans to the polls.

Nonpartisan, my ass.

Looks like he heard you.

He should play the savant character (Hoffman) in the remake of Rain Man.

Definitely.

They *are *non-partisan.

They’re totally in favor of any and every party that hates gender equality, hates SSM, hates abortion, and believes in prosperity “Christianity” and barefoot cooking pregnant women.

It’s up to each party to decide whether to back these Biblical ideas and thereby gain Carson’s group’s blessing. Or not.