Bend over... kiss your ass goodbye... say it with me

Kiss my and ass AND lick my balls.

Would that be North Bean Blossom or South Bean Blossom?

OK, so let me make sure I understand the list of 3 things to do:

  1. Kiss my ass.
  2. Lick my balls.
  3. Hi, Opal!

If I don’t have more selections I’ll definitely be doing something else. Goodbye all. <sniff>

Well, it is stupid generalizations like that which do not help your cause.

That’s my point!!! People make unfounded generalizations about the population of a state/city/region of the country - and it’s almost always the midwest!!!

(Hey, at least we don’t have blue people.)

And here’s my cite:
http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blkysc82.html

I hate to pick on new people, but damn dude.

If you want to argue your point, do it rationally. Don’t say “I hate generalizations about the midwest!”, and then follow it up with a snide remark about the appalachian region. It makes you look like a bigger moron than the person who made the original statement.

[sub]Damn mid-westerners…[/sub]

Kiss your own “and ass.”

Gotcha ya!

Hey! Those of us who live in small towns in Indiana represent that remark!!!

Fucko off and licko my ballso.

Uh huh, cos’ the South (and particularly Appalachia) gets absolutely no bad press at all.

Perhaps it’s just me, but the thought of bussing my own bum does not cause my heart to go pit a pat with anticipation, and the same can be said for extending my tongue in a tickling manner towards my own scrotum.

You may call me old fashioned and paternalistic, yet I reserve my kissing and tongue-based activities in the nether regions for consenting parties of the species identified as biologically female.

Otherwise, that’s a wild side on which I do not desire a walk, no offense to Lou Reed. :stuck_out_tongue: