Best 419 I've received in a while

So I get this letter from Robert S. Mueller, FBI Bigwig. It seems that the goverment has finally noticed the “rampad” scams out there, and is warning me not to deal with such untrustworthy individuals. And the Bank of Nigeria is paying back all outstanding debts. And a guy is claiming to be my representative and wants to withdraw twelve million dollars from my account. And Rob Mueller knows the three branches of the goverment, to boot! Calling Crandall Spondular!

Honestly, if there were SCAMS on the INTERNET I should think I would have heard about it by now.

Ooh, now he’s sent me a scan of his badge.

Can’t…stop…laughing…

Send him a scan of a prison cell.

Does this mean you’re scambaiting him? If so, it’s only right that you keep us updated.:smiley:

Is that Karl Malden?

Reminds me of the Monty Python Dead Parrot remake or the one I’m not sure I can morally support… JUMP! (scamming them into thinking they’re trying out for stunt jobs… and making them hurt themselves from jumping from heights).

Definitely do the first. eh… why not… go for #2 as well.

I haven’t said anything interesting yet (“Okay.” “I can’t see the pictures in your e-mail.”). If anything good comes up, I’ll let you know.

My god! They’re wiretapping the Internet! If we’re not careful, complete strangers could read things we post on messageboards!