[Kent Brockman]: In other news, the Pentagon today authorized $10 Billion for the development of the Nerf “Bunker Blaster Backpack.” Say protesters “It’ll be fun until an eye is put out.”[/KB]
Let me just say the Nerf Micro Sonic Darts kick ass. They are lighter than the suction cup darts and fly faster. They also have a little whistle to them as they fly.
As they don’t have suction cups, this is pure assult and co-worker hunting ammo. None of this mamby-pamby target business.
It’s great when someone turns away from their computer and realizes they are being tracked and targeted by a mad, Nerf gun weilding co-worker. But it’s even better when one of the sonic darts whistles by another co-workers head and they realize they’re about to become collateral damage.
Good stuff these Nerf machines.