Best alias used in a personal story

Often, when recounting a personal experience, posters will change the names to protect the innocent. What is the most interesting/unusual/bizarre alias you have seen used?

:confused: aren’t all the names fictitious here?

In book, I usually am startled when British writers follow Dicken’s style of using apropos names.

Softleigh for the shy one.
Strider for the bold one, etc.