This is a direct knock-off of neutron star’s ‘Worst Bumper Sticker’ thread.
I really couldn’t mention a funny one I saw because people were getting all worked up over the bad one’s.
But, here goes, one of my all-time favorites:
‘Envision Whirled Peas’
It still makes me laugh.
“Honk if you’re Jesus.”
Only saw these two once :
A drawing of a Confederate battle flag crossed out with a red circle around it, next to the words “Get over it. You lost.”
On the same car, a sticker that read “Jesus Christ : Superfraud.”
I couldn’t believe the guy had the balls to drive around Louisiana with those stickers on his car. My hat goes off to him. Well, if he hasn’t been lynched by angry rednecks, anyway.
The Wisconsin state tourism board used to hand out bumper stickers that said:
ESCAPE TO WISCONSIN
Several years ago we saw a car with the following message obviously cobbled together out of several of those stickers:
NO ONE CAN ESCAPE COWS IN WISCONSIN
“I HATE BUMPER STICKERS”
and one I used to see as a kid in the 70’s which showed Mickey Mouse giving the finger, and saying, “The Ayatollah can kiss my assholah”
I also used to like, “You toucha my car, I breaka you face.”
“Jesus is coming - look busy!”
Keep Honking I’m Reloading
Driver Only Carries $20.00 Worth Of Ammunition
Watch Out! I Drive Like You Do!
Cover Me! I’m Going To Change Lanes!
L.A. Sucked. We’re Back. (Raiders Fan)
I Brake For Hallucinations
I Speed Up And Run Over Small Animals
I Think That Your Car Looks Funny Too. (Citroen Owner)
Fire President Clinton. And Her Husband.
More to follow when I remember them.
I Love Animals. They’re Delicious.
Boys In The Hood (with a picture of 3 hooded Klansmen)–I DON’T condone it, I just thought it was funny.
And the one guaranteed to offend everybody:
Nuke A Gay Whale For Christ
One I saw a couple of days ago:
“Caution: Driver Just Doesn’t Care Anymore.”
And one on our next-door-neighbor’s car:
“Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.”
“Motorcycles–Put Something Exciting Between Your Legs!”
I went ahead and posted my funny one in the other thread instead of doing the honorable thing and starting a new one. But I’ll repeat it here where it belongs:
Lorena Bobbitt for White House Intern
also
Born OK the first time
Eve was framed
“My kid beat the hell out of your honor student”
Stolen off a dumpster:
“FLATTEN ALL BOXES”
“Vegetarian = Indian for ‘Lousy Hunter’”
“PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.”
“Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job.”
“Discourage Indbreeding: Ban Country Music” (this one makes Mrs. Rastahomie livid 
)
“My kid sold your honor student the answers he needed.”
“Put the FUN back in FUNERAL.”
And, there was this one that a guy I went to college with had custom-made: “Caffeine: The Christian Drug.”
Guess you had to be there.
I used to wear a button that said that- saved alot of time:
people would either laugh and I’d know I should talk to them or they’d frown and say “I don’t get it”
also have " Friends don’t let friends vote republican" and one that has come back to haunt us:
“Beat the Bushes for a better America”
JESUS SAVES!
He passes to Gretzky,
Gretzky shoots…he scores!
From Landsknecht:
I need this bumper sticker. That would be one I’d be proud to put on my car.
“If you don’t like the way I drive, then STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!”
If I had guts (um… and a car…) I’d put these two bumper stickers together:
Jesus was a Liberal
and
Thank God I’m an Atheist