visualize using your turn signal!
The last __________ with working turn signals
my child beat the crap out of your honor roll student.
this car is held together with stickers
do not start with me! you will not win !
next mood swing: 5 minutes
how can i miss you when you wont go away?!
you are just jealous because the little voices talk to me
my mom is a travel agent for guilt trips
if there is no chocolate in heaven …i ain’t going!
when someone pisses you off, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to give them the finger!(or bitchslap them!)
put down the bottle and drive that thing!
keep honking, my gun (has a) is a speedloader!
“That Does It. I’m Calling the Mother Ship.”
“Eschew Obfuscation”
“Computers Run on Smoke. If it Leaks Out, They Stop Working.”
“Pharesis Donors: The Few, The Proud, The Machined.”
Visualize a bumper sticker with faded letters & torn corners:
“Entropy Happens”
Your dad should have pulled out first.
Humpty Dumpty didn’t fall, he was pushed.
Had them on my car in the late 80’s, they made me scrape them off before I could get back onto the Navy base where I was stationed at the time. Apparently the locals were offended and “forced” the Navy to censor since they could not do it to the general population.
Thanks for the suggestion! I tried it out yesterday after seeing it here and bingo, two versions. Mrs. O found out yesterday after playing “Twenty Questions: I Found Your Birthday Present Today” and she’s psyched. She wants one really bad now.
My father (Trek geek that he is) for years had a bumper sticker that said “This car runs on impulse power,” which we all found that much more humorous because it was on his Gremlin
Boys are from Venus, Girls are from HELL! (and vice-versa)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Get any closer, and I’ll EAT you!
STUPIDITY should be painful.
I shall stomp all those who oppose me.
The stomping shall be swift,
The stomping shall be painful.
And I shall show no mercy,
in all of my stomping.
Amen.
