“WWJD? (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)”
"Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?"“Do not mettle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and go good with ketchup.”
I have this one on mine. Only a select few have one of these custom made bumper stickers that we made at the Bench Shop:
“Butt-sex.”
“I can’t go to work today. The voices said ‘stay home and clean the guns.’”
“WWXD: What would Xena Do?”
“Not all who wander are lost.”
“Humans aren’t the only species, we just act like it.”
“Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either.”
“Darwin loves you”
“Honk if you think I’m Jesus”
“I’m so homophobic I can’t even touch myself”
“Mall*Wart: Your source for cheap plastic crap”
“Friends don’t let friends vote Republican”
“Re-Elect Gore in 2004”
Most of those I haven’t actually seen on cars, but they’re some of my favourites from the Northern Sun catalog. (They have a website; I’d link to it–the address isn’t hard to guess–but I dunno, am I allowed? Would that count as “advertising”?)
My kid beat up your honor student
I brake for nothing
I brake for no particular reason
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war -Einstein
My personal favorite:
Jesus May Love You, But I Think You’re Garbage Wrapped In Skin
JESUS IS COMING SOON
[SUB][SUP]AND BOY IS HE PISSED OFF[/SUP][/SUB]
Eschew Obfuscation
“Vote Republican - Its Easier Than Thinking”
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and not a bumper sticker, but a vanity tag…
A University of Florida special tag “FOURQ”
how did THAT get past the folks at the tag agency?
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Heart Attacks:Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.
I wanna be like Barbie, that Bitch has everything!
[sub] I have that one[/sub]
Bush Lost
I saw one that wasn’t great so much as puzzling:
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASHEWS
“Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.”
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I could write a whole rant about this one; suffice it to say that I don’t find it very amusing.
My boy friend had one that said
“discourage inbreeding: Ban country music”
I said “No” to drugs, but the drugs didn’t listen.
I (spade) my cat.
Impeach Bush, and we’ll call it even.
Don’t blame me, I think I voted for Gore.
Impeach the media.
I always thought, “My other ride is your daughter,” would be nice for the local high school hot shot.
And…“I don’t look busy 'cause I did it right the first time!”
What? Nobody else likes “Mean People Suck”?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Caution: I drive like you do
Cover me, I’m changing lanes
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you
Math and alcohol don’t mix, so don’t drink and derive!
In space, no one can hear your teddy bear scream
Sheep don’t fly as much as plummet
I saw one on the side of a van that said: “Driver only carries $20 in ammunition”
I need to find one of those. I could put right next to the “Guns don’t kill people; I do” sticker. Truthfully, though, I’d prefer to have a sticker that says “Guns don’t kill people; bullets do”.
One of my favorite ones was long enough that you could only read it if the car was parked:
Scientists predict the sun will burn out in 3 billion years - which means they’ll have to finish Highway 75 in the dark.
Caution: driver doesn’t give a shit!
What Would Ozzy Do?
YOU! Out of the gene pool!