Yikes.
Okay, no joking, you take your canned chicken’s future very seriously, I get it.
chopped green apples, chopped cranberry bits, mayonaisse, mustard, teensy bit of garlic, salt and pepper, chopped red bell pepper, a little chopped hot pepper (or chili sauce). A little chopped onion. Pecans. Stir it around and chill out.
Amounts of ingredients vary by personal taste, it’s just chicken salad, after all.
Here is my “hot honey and port wine marinated chicken salad”:
I don’t know if you’re chicken is prepared in any way, so it is up to you to fry/cook them before/after the marinading:
the marinade: mix some port wine (1 large cup or two), honey (1 spoon), lime (1), salt (taste), pepper (taste), lot sof fresh chopped chili (a handfull, you must decide how hot you like it), balsmic vinegar (a couple of spoons) and lemon (1). Add the chicken and mix well. Leave for a few hours.
Other ingredients: this is a salad, so I use rocket salad, fresh spinnach, lettuce, red onion (1, rings), makkaroni (a cup or two, depends on how much chicken you have and how many youplan to serve), cherry tomatoes and feta cheese.
when the chicken is marinaded enough, and mixed with the rest of the salad, sprinkle the whole thing with some olive oil, and then quickly roast some pine seeds, which you sprinkle on top before serving.
If you like it really hot you can add freshly chopped chili in the salad itself.