Grape Nuts!!!
Love 'em! (man, just saying that makes me feel old. But not too old, 'cause you’ve gotta have strong teeth to get through a bowl of 'em).
Ha! Shagnasty, an anti-simul-post about the merrits of Grape Nuts! We may need to take this to the street!
Good lord, you people are going to put me into a sugar-induced coma. I’m getting twitchy just reading about the cereal you eat!
The best darn cereal out there is Kashi Good Friends (with twigs!). It’s 90 calories per serving (sans milk), full of wholesome goodness, not too sweet but just sweet enough. Mmmmmmmmm.
When I’m really living dangerously, I’ll eat a bowl of Kashi Good Friends Cinna-Rasin Crunch (still with twigs!)
What’s that? No, I’m only 28, why do you ask?
Sorry, but my two favorite cereals have them all beat. Sadly I can’t find them any longer.
Waffle-o’s and Frute Brute, where have ya gone???
You think frute and froot are from the same tree/vine/plant?
Why do I suddenly flash on Calvin and his Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs??
Ooh, there’s a cinnamon-raisin flavored Good Friends?
:: dashes off to Trader Joe’s ::
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FCM, that’s the feeling I get when I wolf down Buzz Blasts! Yeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
Oh, and Juanita, anything with twigs in it should remain outside the house.
Oh, but dantheman, that’s the hilarity of the Kashi Good Friends cereal.
That they do, in fact, refer to portions of their cereal as twigs! Twigs, I say!
It’s worthy of my 1,000th post to note that they are not, in fact, twigs made out of wood.
Oh, and here’s another shout out to Grape Nuts. I let 'em soak in milk until they get soft and puffy. Man, that’ll sit in your gut for hours like a lead balloon.
Weetabix, Duckster? I eat Kleenex for breakfast and dry my tears with Weetabix.
Best cereal? Raspberry Mueslix, but I haven’t seen it for a few years. And for nostalgia’s sake, I have to mention Quisp. I haven’t tasted it for a long time, but I feel better just knowing it’s there.
My mind was there by the end of the first paragraph of the OP. Especially after that “tons and tons and tons…and tons of sugar in them.”
I once was a Cracklin’ Oat Bran fan, but given the fat in them, you might as well just eat a danish - just as bad for ya, but tastes a lot better! 
My current favorite is the Very Berry cereal I get at Trader Joe’s. I’ll have to look to see if it’s a store brand or not; I can’t remember.
When people get off on Grape-Nuts, my mind wanders to the commercials Garrison Keillor used to do (still does, for all I know) for Raw Bits on Prairie Home Companion.
Hush, scout! I’ve got my hubby convinced they’re real twigs! He doesn’t look at the cereal I buy, let alone eat it, so he’s buying it.
Shagnasty
What’s wrong with Raisin Bran? You must be eating Kellog’s. Try Post. It’s “Premium”. It does still make you run to the bathroom, but not for a few hours.
JuanitaTech and Scout1222
My wife eats Kashi. I can’t get past the twigs part. It may not be made from wood, but it sure does taste like it.
I would have to cast my vote for Fruity Pebbles even though I eat a bowl of Raisin Bran every day. Good and good for you. Well, not really good, but better than a nasty case of colon cancer.
Darnit. I posted something - where did it go? Is the only monster cereal left Count Chocula? I know Boo-Berry is now gone, as is Yummy Mummy. Frankenberry was around not too long ago, but I haven’t seen it, I don’t think…
Honey?
Wow, KRM, my hubby’s two favorite cereals are Fruity Pebbles and Rasin Bran! I don’t like either of them partly because they get to soggy way too quickly for me.
That’s the only way I’ll eat Raisin Bran. The soggier the better.
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I like Uncle Sam’s cereal. Something about the wheat flakes and the flaxseed . . . yummmm
Grape Nuts is the most disgusting cereal I’ve ever eaten. Grape Nuts Flakes however is sheer heaven in a bowl. Ah, the paradox.
Right now, my favorite is Special K with Red Berries. The freeze dried strawberries are so good I could eat a whole bowl of them without the annoying Special K getting in the way.
You’re all losers. Cinnamon Life is the one true path to cereal nirvana. (Although I do like Frosted Mini Wheats and Grape Nuts from time to time.)
And Special K with Red Berries is unspeakably vile. Those red berries are grotesque mockeries of real strawberries. They look so similar, but taste SO awful. Blegh!
The wife likes this one too. Between it and the Kashi, I think she is trying to turn me off of breakfast entirely.